Texas

Rain Florence enjoys breastfeeding in public and dyed her hair with menstrual blood, so she no longer lives in Texas

Doing an enema in any line gets classic reactions.

standing in line in a line and doing enemas gets a line of reactions typically from the rest of the line

It'll give him a feeling of accomplishment.

I was thinking she was going to stick a pineapple up there next...

I am pretty sure that is the reason comments are disabled

"BITCH GET OFF THE COUNTER"

This is what your roommate does in the kitchen whenever you aren't around.

So, I got certified as a backflow tester a while back. Apparently, some people make home enema systems that hook directly onto their sink taps. They are always dummies so they don't attach a backflow preventer and sure enough leak a bit of anal backwash into the system. :)

"Ma'am, we got here what we call a 'category 5' and this usually means someone has been running the plumbing up their butt. Ma'am, have you been running the plumbing up your butt? Fortunately, we have this brochure...*"


* I in no way know what your job is actually like.

Detoxing is dumb. Folks will put things up their ass, and when it comes out smelly, they proclaim that it's due to the "toxins" coming out.

They never seem to know which toxins, however.

Stars!