This is parodying classic, cheesy Indonesian TV programs. It probably doesn't really need translation...
Brother: Don't run, coward!
Sister: You dare call your big sister a coward!
Brother: Only a coward would steal her own brother's food!
Mom: Stop! Your quarrel is just wasting time, my children! What are you fighting for? There is enjoyment to be had that no gold can buy. Come on! Come with your mother! Hahahahahaha!
Oh, I missed the part at about 0:24 when the chubby guard uses the walkie-talkie. I caught the word 'ratu' - queen - but my ears can't keep up with the rest.