Jobs of the Damned

I went to the one in Pine Hill a few times. I don't remember it being dangerous, but I do remember the employees were, eh, questionable.

After it was closed down, a few friends of mine hopped the fence late one night. There was a security guard who spotted them and yelled at them to leave, without ever getting up from his folding chair.

I can only remember the Alpine Slide. I was really young, and kind of a pussy, and I remember going down so slowly that someone behind me actually got up, took their slide off the track, and went around me.

I can't help but wonder if Kevin Perjurer has ever had to go to court for anything.