Old_Zircon - 2017-12-24
Paul B
1 year ago
B.S. Pully was a notorious blue comedian (was in Guys and Dolls) from the 1940s.
His shining hour was when a nightclub owner told him that if he heard one filthy word
come out of his mouth during a show he would physically throw him off of the stage and he
would never work there again.
Showtime rolled around, Pully took the stage and the owner was backstage waiting.
Pully was standing there silently when the audience burst into howls of laughter.
The owner ran around the front of the stage to behold Pully peeing in his pants.
Pully rightfully stated to the owner: "Hey, I didn't use any foul language!"
(Mr. Pully died at Jefferson Hospital in Philly, RIP)
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