I eagerly await his compiled list of everyone with a Hebrew, Yiddish, or East German last name who's ever worked in the aviation industry.

Thanking my lucky stars that I'm not a schizophrenic sperglord. It must be exhausting to be preoccupied with such stupid shit.

Actually the planes flying over Pleasure Bay are bypassing Logan entirely to visit nearby Revere Beach. And you already know what they're up to there.

The jig is up fellas! Now that the world knows we've been landing planes at a slower speed we have no choice but to...umm...keep doing it I guess.