I get that it's awkward eating fast food at a desk while wearing a suit and a lavaliere mic and what not, but he couldn't look more like reptilian if he sprouted scales.
"Behold, I ingest your hooman food and it nourishes me!"
I mentioned this free-fries promo to my son when he got his shot, and he said he's more interested in the free White Castle Cheesecake-on-a-stick offer, because "at least I don't KNOW that that will suck."