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duck&cover - 2024-03-23

Why are people so fascinated by this freak?


casualcollapse - 2024-03-23

You answered your own question in the last word


Cena_mark - 2024-03-23

Chris Chan has brought us many laughs and much joy over the years. My favorite moment in Christory was when he was fucking a blowup doll and shouting "JULIE, JULIE. JULLLLLAAAAAAAAY!!!!"


Quad9Damage - 2024-03-24

Chris: Just get it OFF the internet...

Bob: Listen-to-me! [muffled by Chris's "OFF THE INTERNET!"] Listen to me.

Chris: [his expression changes rapidly and slowly turns to face Bob] Yes...

Bob: Listen to ME.

Chris: Yes.

Bob: Shut that goddamn thing off!

[Chris sighs and turns off his TV, unaware or indifferent to the fact that his camera is still recording the conversation. Bob walks over to him]

Bob: I don't care what you do. [pointing at PSEye] You get all that stuff off of there. Tonight.

Chris: I'm working on it. [slaps hands to his side]

Bob: Go work on it! [points to the door, instructing Chris to go to the computer downstairs]

Chris: I am workin-

Bob: Do you realize...? Do you realize something? Let me tell you: If the Health Department of Greene County... sees those videos... that you put on the damn Internet... they could condemn our house, and we would have to move out of it...?

Chris: [sighs] I see.

Bob: You go get that [nervously laughs when saying the next few words] goddamn stuff off of there and fast!

Chris: I'm working on it! I was making a YouTube vi—uh, a vid-dya for YouTube t-tellin' ev'rybody, "get the images off of the Internet". Y'know it's not...

Bob: No...

Chris: Its—It's, ahh, out of my control [flails arms]

Bob: No, you get 'em off.

Chris: It's out of my control! I don't know where to go! I DUNNO KNOW WHERE TA GO-

Bob: You loaded them up there, you unload 'em!

Chris: I'm working on it!

Bob: Go do it!

Chris: I AM WORK'- I AM DOIN' IT... I'M STARTIN'...

Bob: Get in here and do it!

Chris: I- [sputters]

Bob: [walks out of the room] I'll be up all night with you if I have to. You won't get any sleep until that stuff's off.

Chris: I'm working on it!

Bob: [from outside] Get in there and start!

Chris: I'M WOR-KIN' ON IT! LET ME DO THAT STUPID VIDEO SO I CAN TELL E'RRYBODY, IN MY COMMAND, TO GET EVERYTHIN'- HELP ME GET EVERYTHIN' OFF THE INTERNET-

Bob: [interrupting] Listen!

Chris: -about our house!

Bob: I don't wanna get kicked outta my house. By the Health Department. And what you just did was stick a knife in our back, and kill us! [Bob exits the room again]

Chris: Aw'right... lemme just...

Bob: Get that stuff offa there...

Chris: I'M WORK-

Bob: ...and get it offa there fast!

Chris: I'm workin on it! I'm WORKIN on it! [Chris turns his TV back on]

So yeah, please, get everything off the Internet...


Now, NOW, NOW, NOW, NOW, NOOOOW!


[Chris stomps the ground as he yells like a 5 year old throwing a tantrum, the camera noticeably shakes; he then quickly calms down, then holds up the peace sign]

Curse the trolls, peace to everyone else


Cena_mark - 2024-03-25

That was certainly one of the finest moments in Christory.


Juice Eggs McKenna - 2024-03-27

Somehow none of you massive fans of that scene managed to submit a single meme from the recent trend featuring it.


Juice Eggs McKenna - 2024-03-24

That motherfucker, he actually did it.


Cena_mark - 2024-03-24

I liked it when he screamed "MY NAME IS NOT IAN BRANDON SOMETHING!!!!"


Quad9Damage - 2024-03-25

My favorite part of Liquid Chris was the Dark Knight ending.


Cena_mark - 2024-03-25

Liquid Saga was my favorite.


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