That's okay, I saw it twice to make up for you.

If it ain't got Kyle MacLachlan, I'm Kyle MacWalkin' out!

That’s nice, +1 to your Hipster Score I guess

Hipster Score? How old are you?

Set aside anything about "I've read the books". Dune 2021 was fucking amazing, because the two things that can make a Dune flick work: make it fast go fast, and Villenueve's style.

I dragged my girlfriend to a theater for P2. You can't deny that it didn't have the same energy as P1.

They're obviously stretching it as long as possible, that's how film works. But c'mon, we don't need teen romance content. D2 should have started in media res with Paul knee-deep in being the villain. I hear the last 5 minutes are neat.

5 stars for each hour Juice Eggs could have spent doing something more productive with their time.

Hey now I took a girl with me the second time.

My partner of almost a decade gives zero fucks about Dune, but knows that I do. It's actually hilarious because she was trying to keep me awake in the theater and whispering things like "isn't this important to you?"

I know they wanted to match the runtime of the first, but there was so much filler

It's almost like they shied away from evil. Harkonnens have very little screen time, and it should have started with Evil Paul.