You have to admit, the best thing about pugs is that they already look like somebody has punched them as hard as they could in the face and - through the magic of metaphor - we can say humanity actually did punch them - as a species - in the face using a fist of animal husbandry techniques.
The toothpaste for dinner dude has a lady as well. He has also composed a song about sticking his finger in Charles's ass, which is a little less charming than this. I do enjoy the "Donuts" song, though.
Drew, I love your comic and your pug videos and the donuts song. But please, please shave or at least trim that awful beard. Please. Do this for all of your fans.
The only thing redeeming is when the dog licks the dildo and then immediately backs away and gives a "this smells like your asshole" kind of look to Mr. Beardo.