EvilHomer - 2008-02-23
Let's see. Black Goth is obviously gay, but I'm sure he could find a nice boyfriend if he grew up a bit and dropped the whole goth thing. Or not- there are probably plenty of gay goth guys who'd dig androgynous Negroes who still live with their parents, so what the hell dude? British Man is a wrinkly infant, but if he stuck most of his toys in the attic and made a pointed effort not to whine, or even talk, I'm sure there's a desperate old British bag who'd be willing to bonk him. Texas Man seems comparatively normal and articulate, I guess that's just how you end up if you try to be open-minded in Texas. Mr Fix-It, I guess it's slightly better than my job, but Jesus Christ. And Virginia Man? Well, at least he's not turned into a serial killer. I hope.
"Then we could ahl turn t' dust togetha... that'd be pretty nice..."
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