And how, exactly, do you expect me to collect from deadbeat gamblers now?

-1 for enabling drunken redneck finger-loss. Now, can he make it work with a bandsaw?

As long as they don't install it in a BlendTec blender, I'm all for it.

Stupid inventor...how am I supposed to cut my hotdogs now???

This man deserves to become filthy stinking rich.

That is pretty goddamn clever.

I love the comments on the original website.
OH MY GOD, THEN YOU'LL HAVE TO BUY A NEW BLADE IF THIS HAPPENS!!!
Yes, this is all a conspiracy to make you have to buy new blades once you saw off your fucking fingers you retards.

That's an awesome invention.

Psh, carrots. Put your hand on that board, you pussy. Show us what you've got.

Holy shit! Seconding him deserving to be filthy rich.

Sure it seems like a good invention, until someone changes the polarity of the device and makes the table saw crave human flesh.

What then?

Rednecks still won't treat the slight cut, leading to gangrene and the loss of the finger anyway. Science can't beat stupid.

-1 For not filling the hot dog with human blood first.

I think we need more animal testing. You know little Johnny is going to love throwing Mr. Fluffles at this thing.

Cool. That saw looks like it popped like a balloon.

That looks like it would still hurt like hell, it took a fairly good sized chunk out of that hot dog.
Where's the saw that stops when it hits bone? Where's the BONESAW!(oi, I have been spending too much time here if my first thought is to reference Macho Man Randy Savage)