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FARTING Pinball Cannon. There's nothing NOT to like about this clip. NOTHING.
PINBALL CANNON!?
From now on, this is my primary means of transportation.
If you get one, I want one too.
What possible set of circumstances could lead to this? Those chinese are devious fuckers i tell yah .
This is not the only kung-fu movie I have seen that featured a man fighting indoors with a tiny wheeled boat.
I'd like to believe that he's crippled and just too badass to use a wheelchair.
This is why PoeTV exists.
Good thing the bad guy's lair is boat accessible. Also: EYEBROWS!
I liked the dramatic revealing of the villainous eyebrows
boatman jesus
Add boats to list of transportation modes I am now afraid of, right after Minneapolis bridges.
yes, capital yes
How the Phantom of the Opera should have ended
why did people bother making any more movies at all after this
He's fighting in what appears to be a parade float. Furthermore, he is fighting exceptionally well. He is awesome.
Thanksgiving will never be the same.
Reclining captain's chair.
How do you think of this? Seriously, do you have to be smoking SIX kinds of opium? Because this hasn't occured to me with my five kinds of opium.
Coming soon: Teacup Warrior!
With his unstoppable Saucer style!
Where have you been all my life, Boatman?
I demand that my local karate dojo start teaching this style.
This is basically the Paralympics of kung fu.
Also, we were all so distracted by the little boat that we missed how the goon with the red facial hair apparently is wearing a bright red strap-on dildo as a hat.
It's on fire. It's probably a candle.
Holy shit.
He was born with a boat for legs. It's so sad. :(
Every week there's a canal. Or an inlet. Or a fjord.
This is a winning comment right here.
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