I, too, think rhyming is funny.

I was going to one star this until that last line. Classic!

There was a short-lived Yu-Gi-Oh knockoff called Duel Masters on Cartoon Network once. I mention this because every episode was like this clip, only better. I should probably look for some clips to submit.

He's really good at card games.

Five stars for the writers recognizing how awful this show is.

Why do those girls in the middle have boy voices?

The last exchange sounds like it was written by someone who lives in a shitty apartment in Inglewood with a meth addict for a roommate and it was either finish the script or going to sleep in an unlit gas oven and this just barely edged it out.

Fuck. Do I have to actually start watching this show now?