You know that audience was an army of pedophiles...

Meh. Good for being 13, of course, but otherwise unimpressive. And I have to agree that the audience probably is pedophiles.

Well, in the interest of full disclosure, this is actually just a training camp. Although, they have taken part in actual shows, it's mainly just to set up spots for the adult performers.

Well, if you're going to have 13-year-old girls wrestle each other, those are really the only types of outfits they can wear.

Loses a star because kids or no kids, as far I'm concerned Japanese wrestling without barbed wire or fluorescent light bulbs just isn't Japanese wrestling.

Plus I'm pretty sure that match was rigged. Pink-girl had the thing in the bag.

I felt like Chris Hansen was looking over my shoulder as I watched this. Thanks.

shoulda rated just now.

There's no way in hell I could give this five stars without feeling incredibly dirty.

Japan: Plenty of honor, no shame.

They fight like little girls.