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Something like this only shaped like a brain may be one of the coolest toys ever created.
...only shaped like a fetus. seriously.
Squishy blood-spattered murder-clown face! Squishy fully-formed Athena! Squishy Alex from A Clockwork Orange! Really, the possibilities for this are boundless.
theFlu, that may be the most brilliant thing you've ever said.
this came too late to make millions after terminator 2
Awesome!
And it stares at you with eyes full of betrayal and pain as it reforms.
More or less what I was going to say.
Im scared to think what the chinese knockoff will be like. lead pig goo type of product that will ruin the earth.
Oh man. Where's the nearest iron foundry?
JOHN CONNOR. CAHM WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO LIFF
I just pictured this in a squeaky high helium pig voice. Thank you.
i want one.
Do not taunt Lokulokus
+1 for the crow's foreboding caw.
"Somewhere, a crow cried out. Lokulokus had begun it's grisly work..."
rubber johnny
Don't the Piggie, baby take my hand...
WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE
Apparently.......this.......
Uhm... Dr, Weird, wasn't that grant money for, like, diseases and stuff?
NOW SPRAY IT IN THE EYES BECAUSE THAT'S HOW IT HAPPENED TO ME!
SHOOT IT! SHOOOOOOOOOOOT IT!!!!!
WHY, MY PIGGY? WHYYYY I LOVE-ED YOU.
Hasta la vista, piggy.
just never let it get slightly dirty or on the carpet.
I had something like this and it smelled TERRIBLE. Otherwise, awesome.
They are good for getting out of gumball machines and tossing onto the ceiling of various stores as a teenager. not much else though.
Want!
What? A pig that you can abuse again and again? I'll take twenty.
What the fuck? Memetic polymers or something? I'm almost tempted to look up this crazy shit.
does it feel as good as a Fleshlight?
Yes it does...
The Economist ad that popped up. Perfect.
You have to be careful not to throw these too hard, or they break and leak out everywhere.
but it's crucial to their reproduction!
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