I think that's the first time I've seen a lottery advertise themselves as a monkey paw.

uh

There is some crazy fetish subtext in this.

Huh.

oh... okay.

So...they don't want people to buy lottery tickets?

This made my husband whimper.

marmaduke what have i said about the couch

marmaduke are you even listening to me you zany dog

Does this mean that I'm really going to be the Rocketeer?! Awesome!

This wasn't a real lottery ad, was it? How could it be?

Was the Barbie voiced by the same chick who did the voice of Quinn in Daria? Man, I miss Daria.

I'm not sure if this is supposed to be pro-lottery or anti-dream.

this is so weird

Kafka approves.