It's so nice to hear them report the story and not all the other things like American news does. The American version would go something like:
"In England today a man named Epic Nose Guy will be prosecuted for calling Scientology a cult *shuffle papers* Well."
"What a name, huh?"
"Ahahaha, I sure wouldn't go by that in public."
"Aheh. And how about those masks?"
"Yeah... in other news... here's a baby panda!"
Five stars for A: the BBC guys non-ironically using "Epic Nose Man" as a proper noun, B: the idea that legal precedent could theoretically be set here, and C: the inevitable Law & Order episode that comes out of all of this.
He looks like he's about to lose it when he's saying "Epic Nose Man" but he manages to completely hold it together without so much as a verbal stammer, and for that I must give him 5* forever and ever.