"Can I say stop waxing lyrical and fight me?" Something I've wanted to be able to say in hundreds of games. "I've just got two little daggers and a ridiculous outfit." I have nothing else to add to that.
+1000 for thinking the same damned thing about every RPG I've ever played. Why can't I just BUY the clothes I want instead of stealing them from someone's unwashed, filthy body?