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And why exactly do people want to have children?
Isn't that normally a sign of severe neurological problems? Also, OMFG stretchmarks! She looks like an albino watermelon! Also also, highly appropriate video submitted by someone who reminds me of anencephaly.
It's all a part of the deeply disturbing miracle of life.
I keep waiting for this to be some sort of gag with the kid bursting out at the end.
holy shit.
-1 star for not bursting out and reaching maturation in a few hours, only to be killed by Sigourney Weaver.
+1 for this comment.
think this is weird? wait until it happens while you're spooned up next to her at night.
No, sir. I'm not cuddling with some bloat-bellied wiggle freak.
"Ew, it's Michael Stipe's head!"
Vasectomy here I come.
That will haunt my dreams (and penis) forever.
Well of course he's not going to sit still if you keep poking him. Nice pre-parenting, mom.