I will say this: at the bookstore where I work virtually the entire teen magazine section is now nothing but Jonas Brothers crap. Every month there's at least 12-20 magazines solely about the JB.
Maybe they're really a post-modernist experimental band that has thrown out the traditional song structure of verse-chorus for a two-line, 4/4 pop hook repeated tirelessly for three minutes before fading out.
Maybe that's it. Maybe they're a group of avant-garde artists disassembling the formulaic synthesis of pop music. Maybe I can get through today without punching anyone.