I can't be bothered to even try to think of a non-creepy way to express how hot she is. Especially since her hotness is pretty much the whole point of this clip.
I don't know how to rate this. OK, she's hot, but the song is horrible and the clip is hilarious and just knowing this exists makes me feel like a massive dork. I think I need to shave my neck now.
I'm going to give stars based on hotness and humor.
However, I can just as easily justify a one-star here; based on Dana Scully doing a role that would demean Lindsey Lohan, and the overwhelming shitiness of the song.