The future of sports.

Truly the spectacle of spectacles, the contest of contests.

I think this might be fake as google is devoid of any support for this existing, which almost restores my faith in humanity. almost.

Sponsored by under armour.

Where is the arm wrestling part?

No compound wrist fractures ala Cronenberg's "The Fly". Boo.

GEDIDON!

5 for muffin top in blue

So whoever has the longest arms wins?

Hey now, keep those elbows on the table, fellas.

So... how the fuck does someone win?

You know that video with the Korean baseball team that just starts hopping on one foot?

Yes.

Finally, a sport I can really enjoy!

How long before we regress back to dueling with swords? This is basically a pussified version of Academic Fencing/Mensur without swords and the rule that flinching and dodging makes you a sissy.

And can full blown gladiatorial combat with tridents and tigers be far off?

And here I was, all set to make an Over the Top reference, and there's no actual arm wrestling.

I pray for humanity that this is a fake, which I believe it is, though a couple of those shots look stiff enough.

If not, I guess this is just MMA for people who are too lazy to learn jiu-jitsu.

It's kind of like beat it