Where are the hulk's signature purple shorts?

Donald Duck's reaction to a poorly-planned tire change was about as over-the-top.

I recall doing the same thing to my own car two summers ago.

Koodge . . .

Times were tough back before AAA.

How's he going to explain that to his insurance company?

dude had a real jack, a full-size wheel, and still couldn't change his tire, what a straight-up bitch

you when you get such a massive boner that it hurts? i bet that's what it's like being the hulk.

How many times did a variation of this scene have to play itself out before he started only turning into the Hulk at useful times?

HULK SMASH
HULK BASH
HULK BORROW CASH

I dunno - I think it completely nails the whole "Bruce Banner is a totally useless toolbag who turns into a totally useless raging ball of fists and hate when he gets irritated with shit" angle of the thing.

TV Hulk is definitely kind of a puss, though. Comic Hulk would have sent that fucker into orbit with one shot.