if this is gods army, than god is screwed

Ugh. At least the annual Satanic Dance-Off has actual dancing.

well I thought the man making the cross with the sticks was very creative.

dancing in accordance with the almighty creator, spritual warfare

This song sounds like something from South Park. I also liked how whenever one was having his little dance solo the other two stood stock still. Because apparently marching in place in time for longer than the refrain is too hard.

These guys must have lost a bet or something.

God's got an army, and apparently God's army has a full hour lunch break.

Are they doing this at an outlet mall? I think so!

Did I show you yet how I can make a crucifix out of two sticks? I did? Well, here it is again.

Oh, bow and arrow, too. Cool, huh?

If I were god, I'd make the earth swallow these guys out of sheer embarrassment both for them and that they claimed to be members of my fan club.

You got served!