i want to play a video game where it's him doing his belly dance and you have to run around the dungeon trying to collect all of him. when you find ten of him you get to go to the next dungeon.

If I was a rapper, I wouldn't have women dancing, I would have him.

each time he lifts his shirt i almost choke. glorious.

There's more of him to love.

what did I just see

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This guy knows how to enjoy life. I could learn so much from him.

That's no "pallid bust of pallus."

The pattern on his shirt looks like Sho' Nuff from that one movie. For real, check it out.