"Hipster" has become such an outrageously broad and poorly defined quasi-insult that anybody who's the least bit trendy or intelligent ends up checking off one of the defining traits at some point.
This guy checks off absolutely none of them, unless somehow his wearing the same glasses as everybody else under 25 counts. This guy looks like he promotes raves and sells ketamine to high schoolers. He is not a hipster.
I was kind of hoping for that 4th hour into the game moment where Europe has this huge stack of X armies and sheeba just walks across the board messing the entire game up