Ew. Brominated waterfountain?

I have a feeling I'd want to kill that guy after half a week.

I don't have a goddamn electric razor either, princess. Oh look, pubes on the urinal. Somebody put together a congressional hearing.

UNSAT, SHIPMATE

And who, exactly, suggested joining the Navy would be anything but this? It's actually a bit nicer than I imagined.

Gouda is one of the more pleasant smelling of the northern european cheeses anyway

Eh, it probably builds character. I like the ending.

Will I get to shit where the zookeeper shits at?

The ghost of Lycurgus remains unimpressed.

Enlisted life.

Rum, sodomy, the lash and unsat heads

5 stars not because it shows life aboard a ship is uncomfortable, but because it shows this guy is such a whiny douchebag. You can see the other guys going about their business trying to ignore this guys stream of complaints.