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this is why we can't have nice things
Police evidence right here.
If these guys were Americans, they'd be laughing way harder.
To the french, guilt is paralyzing.
Italians would smile and do the stunt in nicer clothes.
Russians don't have escalators.
The Polish have finally legalized VCRs.
CEASE AND DESIST, CRIMINALS. LAY ON THE GROUND WITH YOUR ARMS SPREAD AND AWAIT THE APPLICATION OF HIGH VOLTAGE JUSTICE.
These comments.
Things that are fearsome to escalators: *loose clothing *pennies *the morbidly obese *unicycle hooligans
Clearly they need a few more things on the warning labels, like 'don't jump onto the handrails from the ledge above, whether on a unicycle or not'
That dude waited entirely too long to start uniwheeling the hell away.
Does it really count as an escalator if the steps aren't moving?
AND AN ELEVATOR IS JUST A CLOSET WHEN IT'S NOT MOVING WHEEEEEEEE
not if the door won't open
An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You would never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. (Mitch Hedberg)
What part of "run!" don't these kids understand?
I did not expect that to happen.
I'm so glad we don't have those in America. Could you even imagine?