You guys don't understand! Patton is a professional magician with gigs in Vegas! I saw his 'saw own dick off and sodomize himself with it' act at the Bellagio, and I still can't believe how he not only got it to stick back on, but actually got it to stick on side-ways.
I'm sure he'll be gracing us with his amazing magic videos sometime shortly.
Haha, NoCode and I watched this thing repeatedly for about an hour earlier this year and we (think we) figured out how he does it. The clues are all right in front of you if you keep your eyes open, watch his hands, and don't let him distract you. Watch carefully whenever a hand is anywhere near his mouth, no matter how unimportant it looks.