Not for long it doesn't!

Lots of state schools allow you to pull a degree out your ass.

My fiancee's alma mater.

Go Geoducks! As tragic as Evergreen usually is, there are exceptions. I'm not one of them.

yeah, as a alumni, that made me happy.

Groening went there as well, he lived in a yurt with Lynda Barry.

shit I meant alumnus, goddamit that place did suck! can't even teach me to write no good

I'm wearing an Evergreen hoodie right now. No joke!

I almost went there, but then I didn't!

I met Lynda Barry two weeks ago, though. But I was at work so I couldn't be all "HEY SIGN MY COPY OF ONE HUNDRED DEMONS OH PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE." I also resisted the urge to ask if Matt Greoning is good in bed. It would ruin the surprise for me anyway.

And delicious!

the full ingredient list is only discussed at the doctorate level.

The diploma would be printed on a big piece of lunch meat.

Baloney has no ingredients, it's an element in the heavy deli mets category, right next to Salami

It also has both a first and a last name.

Bachelor Chow of the Arts

Five ghost stars for Rodents.

Have mine, Xenocide!

Mmmm... baloney...

Guys guys, homeopathy is cool, just put 2 molecules of 'baloney' in a swimming pool, shake it, then dilute it again, shake it, then bottle it... I've just found the cure for cancer.

Balonium-60, or "weapons grade A" Balonium leaves behind a greasy trail of neutron radiation wherever it goes.

I would prefer to study the theoretical meats.