i...this...hmmmmmm

balls full of jet fuel

Awww, Mature Martha is so elderly and matriarchal and care-giving!

http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=41712

clone unsuccessful

Nothing so ridiculously teenage and desperate.
Nothing so childish.
...
Sleeping well.
No bad dreams.
...
Still kisses with saliva.

All that's missing is the 2010 lieberal chick model.

"My favorite show is Sex in the City. Do you know what gets me hot? "Slick" Willie Clinton and having serial abortions! MMM, do me, big boy."

I was waiting for Roxxxy to show up on here. The website is great. It's like every other infomercial/single product website but instead of "buy kitchen knife set" on the left it says "buy sex robot." Then I wanted a sandwich, so I put a matter cube into my nano-constructor and set it to Reuben.

"9 to 11 was an inside job. I am an anglo so I didn't get the call."

I suppose if you are the kind of person to fuck a robot, you probably would want it to talk about conspiracy theories.

"Did you know that space craft aliens crashed in desert? In the area of 51. The US is hiding truths. Oh. OOh. Nice wiener."

For some reason they think the ideal female is a Cro-Magnon woman. At least her mouth looks always ready.

This is quite possibly the worst way to eulogize someone.

I wonder...will I orgasm?

"The Enrichment Center promises to always provide a safe testing environment. In dangerous testing environments, the Enrichment Center promises to always provide useful advice. For instance: the floor here will kill you. Try to avoid it."

LMAO whoever overlapped those monotone robot voices over the video is a genius.

Only one thing is missing from this video: the use of explosives to destroy these infernal devices.

Whoa wait what something funny from SA?

Good god this thing sounds like a cranial intrusion victim. Also, what is this thing's obsession with jet fuel and soccer?

WHAT THE HOLY FUCK?!? Did it just say it died in 9-11 and used to be a man? Why do I have a feeling someone from 4Chan programmed this thing? Its name is even similar to Boxxy.

http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/roxxxxy-love-robot.php

There is only one thing truly shocking about this, and that is that the sex robot tag is not activated.

I am going to get one of these, then I am going to fly to Mars and be an asshole to it and weep when it breaks down.

I didn't realize that those voices were dubbed over by some SA goons at first. Shame, finding it out killed all the funny in this video and just left the sad.

I couldn't make it through the gauntlet of personalities.

This is horrifying...

"She has multiple personalities"

Wow, that thing IS just like a real woman

This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Aperture Science
We do what we must
because we can.
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead.
But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
And the Science gets done.
And you make a neat gun.
For the people who are still alive.
I'm not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart.
And killed me.
And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!
Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
And we're out of beta.
We're releasing on time.
So I'm GLaD. I got burned.
Think of all the things we learned
for the people who are still alive.
Go ahead and leave me.
I think I prefer to stay inside.
Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
Anyway, this cake is great.
It's so delicious and moist.