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Crabs that taste like spiders? Delicious!
NOT ADORABLE :(
that crab is an asshole
Can you really blame him for being crabby?
The population must have exploded after Orson Wells died.
BUTTER!
Seconded.
"You have to be careful not to land on the amazing creatures" Yes, you might kill one and there are so few of them
no, because then you have made yourself vulnerable and they will swarm to devour you
Imagine being eaten alive by crabs.
The others will get very pissed at you. "GASP! He hit buddy! GET HIM, GIRLS!"
No no nononononononoNO http://farm1.static.flickr.com/49/152097082_a0788d18af.jpg
AAAAAHHHHHHH!
CULL
Spider Crab mid winter malt! Dairy Queen's worst idea ever!
Oh. I thought it meant they brew beer in midwinter. But yours makes much more sense.
2:34- "WOOO GO PHILLIES YEEEAHHHH"
My Grandad used to be a commercial fisherman, and these things were caught in droves. While we were encouraged to step on them, most of the time we shoveled them overboard. Just too many to fucking kill. If only they made okay lobsterbait.
I'M A CRAB! I'M A CRAB! I'M A CRAB! WE'RE CRABS!! WE'RE CRABS!! WE'RE CRABS!! WE'RE CRABS!! WE'RE CRABS!! WE'RE CRABS!! WE'RE CRABS!! WE'RE CRABS!! WE'RE CRABS!! WE'RE CRABS!!
Who in their right mind would ever decide, "Hey, maybe if we break the legs off of these horrible monsters we could suck the meat right out."
"Poll dancing?" POLE!
Shame that you can't get a "music video" category on poetv.
My god it's full of crabs. Fun fact: most crabs of this genus actually have much longer legs than this species.
Hit it's weak spot for MASSIVE damage.
I was wondering how many comments it would take for this. I'm utterly disappointed by you all. Or proud of you. I can't tell.
He sits!
That's a lot of crabs.