They will bust your sex right up. A pair of Pentecostal missionaries who will kidnap sexual perverts ("Who AM I going to call now that my girlfriend won't leave work just to give my beer ravaged half boner a disinterested blowjob? Who? WHO?? Oh wait, there are prostitutes who advertise on TV!"), stuff them into the same shitty Toyota van my folks had when I was a kid and then beat the satan out of their dicks.