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Gallagher should hire her, that is if he ever gets done flipping that dune buggy of his.
FAp...?
FAP!
I love the enthused "wow" at the end...this guy is really getting off on this shit.
H Jon Benjamin, you lucky dog.
eww
I'm laughing too hard to fap properly.
Isnt the watermelon what they use to simulate the density of a human head in science shows?
not accurately, it's a bullshit prop that you shoot with bullets for the gib factor.
obviously a Nexus 6 model
wasnt there a bond villain who killed men using her thighs and it was the only way she could orgasm?
Xenia Onatopp. She should be rebooted.
I don't really know if this is a SFW Fetish. I mean, if my boss saw me looking at a woman in a thong and high heels crushing watermelons between her thighs, some Questions might get asked.
5 stars, btw
How do you discover this talent?
Jesus and God the Father appear before you in a sacred grove and reveal your destiny as a fetish watermelon crusher
and thusly we shall fell the alien race
Fucking hell this was HOT
Mostly hot because she's holed up in the corner of a dingy office. That blue tarp has seen some awful things.
SFW Fetish Week was my favourite week.
Also, is she in a library doing this?
If you were the Librarian, would you risk asking her to leave?
Holy shit. I don't know whether to be inappropriately turned on or completely horrified. Either way, five stars.
I am never doing a certain something with a woman again.
Having a watermelon for a head?
Technically it's her glutes doing most of the work, I think, plus the mechanical advantage of her crossed ankles.
Also, I would.
well duh.