Yeah, what a stupid, nerdy little....oh wait, he's OUTSIDE trying to play basketball. At the risk of sounding mildly bitter about this subject; just because he's wearing glasses doesn't make him a nerd, you twat.
Also, 'twat' is not usually something you call a girl over the internet, unless you want to come across as a bitter young man, or a skeevey old one. You can pick which one if you'd prefer, or I can just imagine you as the second.