Smellvin - 2010-05-04
Why would an American woman go out of her way to marry a doughy, slightly effeminate British man who likes ham, when there are millions of them here at home?
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La Loco - 2010-05-04
1. A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. A robot must obey any orders given to it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
4. A robot must lose it's shit when offered ham as long as it does not conflict with the first law.
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RocketBlender - 2010-05-05 I'll try and say this in your own language:
FUNNEH COMMENT FAIL!!
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phalsebob - 2010-05-04
Men are inferior robots.
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Man Who Fights Like Woman - 2010-05-04
I've seen this episode of The Outer Limits.
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Dread Pirate Roberts - 2010-05-04
I don't know if I agree with this commercial. Men aren't known for loving thinly sliced deli meat. If the guy had been beating the robot to death with a 24oz Ribeye... I might have believed it.
If this guy win's through eating lunch meat... isn't that just proving the point that he was a pussy-of-a-man anyways?
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Pinkie Snarq - 2010-05-05
This clip doesn't live up to its name. I was hoping to see a robot that cuts off men's genitalia be beaten to death with a salami.
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Merzbau - 2010-09-25
Oh, you're an ugly little robot, aren't you, Timothy? An ugly, smelly, horrible little robot, stuffed with sawdust. A robot who will NEVER have HAM, certainly not unless he gets it himself! A robot who will never drink WINE.
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Robin Kestrel - 2010-09-26
The picture on the fridge.
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