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Earth, as seen from outr space.
If anything Earth is more pug shaped isnt it?
It's the Great A'Tuin.
That dog is going to be late to his appointment.
This was filmed just prior to Roomba Cat passing by in his exotic sport vehicle and slapping this bitch off the road.
You win the stars for this round, Adham
He must get all the bitches with that ballin' ride.
Just slap some anthropomorphic CGI mouths on them and we have ourselves another Homeward Bound sequel.
Carls of the POETV Unite, We Have Nothing To Lose But Our Chains.
"AFFORDABLE PET CASKETS" Thanks google ads.
Funny, I got "DOWNLOAD WORSHIP VIDEOS."
Stop buying those piece of shit pocket video cameras, before you almost ruin the next great pet video!
That's what this was shot with? Looks like fucking 8mm.
the scratchy sepia actually compliments the subject matter well.
Actually I guess this maybe wasn't a pocket camera. Those usually have sensors that make horizontal motion all wobbly (the exact opposite of what you need in a hand held camera)
The turtle's desperately running in circles trying to get the dog off his back, but somehow doggy manages to hang on.
No wonder the turtle's legs are so nubby.
THEY SEE ME ROLLIN', THEY HATIN'
Wheeee!!!!!!
Gives me an idea. If I had turtles for shoes, I could walk very slightly faster, or very slowly even when standing still.
or you could breed giant riding turtles. Yeeeessss... Is it just me or does the dog look like it forgot how it got there?
Whats the Turtle on? A sidewalk. and what's the sidewalk on? ...it's sidewalks all the way down
Hey stupids, it's a tortoise. That's like dumber than calling an ape a monkey.
Hey fuck you nerdo nobody gives a shit
You watch a dog riding a tortoise, walking around and around in the hot sun. It can't get the dog off without your help. Why aren't you helping?
Can I has a dog turtle?
Least I know the difference between a turtle and a tortoise.
Near the end Aesop just started throwing all sorts of shit at the wall to see what stuck.
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