Never enough Dec.

You glorious crazy bastard.

GANG$TFR JUDGFS $PFWING WIG GA$? IMPO$$IPLF!!!

Would that he had lived long enough to set up a Geocities page.

read with minimal oxygen

you can almost hear the frantic "tap tippity tap with dings" of the Remington portable he probably typed this on

I have several faxes of Dec's stuff taped up around my desk at work. It is always fun to watch people's eye widen when they actually take the time to read a little bit of his work.

I think this guy revolutionized the use of the dollar-sign-as-a-substitute-for-the-letter-S-as-an-insult thing.

Is that an actor reading it, or the guy who wrote it? Either way it's fantastic.

did..did he say during the trial the judge tossed his wife's salad?

Francis E. Dec Esq.: The OTHER white man's Che Guevara!

Man. That's gangster.

In case you're wondering what he's so worked up about: He was convicted of forgery and fraud as a notary public, and disbarred. All of his appeals were then rejected, and his filed briefs became more and more like... this.

It's tough to master the difference in pronunciation between "z" and "$"

"The end."
Aw.
"ADDENDUM!"
Yeah!