She hates all those things that allow her to look like a tool and walk around in public without a man. Her dad should see this and then sell her into marriage :D.
Dinner better be ready and hot when I get home. Don't speak unless spoken to. When my friends are over for beer and a game, you are to stay quiet while in the closet, unless it's to get more beer. Oh, and that toilet won't clean itself.
When I was a teenager, I thought Alex from Clockwork Orange was real cool. I am having a shot right now to celebrate the fact that I am no longer quite that level of dumbass. Even though I was still cooler than this little twat. Yay gettin old!