"Hey Enrique... I need 10 pounds of your best Charlie Sheen delivered to my pad tonight, got some prosties comin' over and they like to be as wired as Charlie Sheen if ya know what I mean"
"I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body."