Techno-barbarian: √
Techno-Wizard: √
All we need now is a techno-priest and maybe a techno-thief and we're off to plunder the ketamine crystals of the trance caves!
Ya know, Don Rumsfeld and associates got into a lot of trouble overseas for conducting "parties" like this. I'm pretty sure this contravenes several articles of the Geneva Convention.
That's not Gandalf. What we have here is one of the two Blue Wizards who went to the East and how he spent his time while Sauron waged his war to find the ring. Not canon but acceptable as explainations go.