I'm not going to lie, I held my breath at the end there.

Needs a 'spielbergian time dilation' tag.

I always wondered how they got those little grooves.

Fake

I'm having problems clicking on a link to a site called Clickhole. It's like a cross of clickbait and asshole.

I won't do it.

Here is as good a place as any to post this amazing(!) Clickhole article:

http://www.clickhole.com/article/oral-history-mad-men-2329


"Jon Hamm: I am Hamm. Mad Men is about being the secret man who drinks at work. It is about watching a man explode and then saying, �I am that man who just exploded. Give me his trophies.�

Matthew Weiner: At the end of the day, I just wanted to make a show about how easy it is to steal another man�s trophies. That�s why Dick Whitman watches the real Donald Draper explode and then says to the U.S. Army, �I am Don Draper, the man who exploded.� And the U.S. Army gives Dick Whitman all of Don Draper�s war trophies and sends him home and says, �Here is Don Draper, the man who exploded.� I just wanted to make a show about how easy it is to do a thing like that. It�s so easy to steal a man�s name after he explodes. A baby could do it. A dead dog could do it. Right now, somewhere in the world, a dead dog is probably saying, �I am the man who just exploded,� and the U.S. Army is probably nodding and saying, �Yes, you are. Have some trophies.�

The ham goes down, also.

Expertly done. Also: fuck ham.

We put this ham on a moving escalator. What happens next will have you cheering!