Except that a full Google image search exposes the timeline of his hair loss, including a lengthy rumor about his history with $100k hair plugs.
Also, I did not know he was a Log Cabin Republican. As an ugly, uncharismatic faggot myself, I empathize with clinging to any shred of virility you might have.
While we're at it, in the song "Cats in the Cradle", he sings that there were planes to catch and Bill's toupee. Now you know how to annoy everyone when that song comes on.