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Comment count is 26
baleen - 2008-03-11

I completely blanked this scene from my mind. That's pretty fucking creepy for a child to watch, but we used to raise tougher children. My parents would read me the original Grimm's with all the amputations and murders, and maybe that's why I love them so much.

Cheese - 2008-03-11

Yes, My parents would also read to me the Grimm version of CHITTY CHITTY FUCKING BANG BANG.

baleen - 2008-03-11

Please stop yelling at me.

cognitivedissonance - 2008-03-11

I'm one of the rare few proud owners of a Child Catcher action figure. It's staring down at me now. I have often wondered how much of Marilyn Manson's act is directly stolen from this guy.

Also, Benny Hill cameo.

garcet71283 - 2008-03-12

5 stars because I looked up that action figure... and it disturbs me greatly but also warms my heart that we would do this to a generation of children.

Would've gotten a proverbial 6 stars if he wore clown makeup, thereby pushing this into unfathomable levels of nightmare material.

Innocent Bystander - 2008-03-11

That's good parenting.

"Oh no here comes that child-catcher person. Don't go there, kids! Don't! Oh no, if only I could do something more than stand and yell..."

cognitivedissonance - 2008-03-11

That's not their parent. Their parent and his true-love-of-two-days are concurrently in the castle of the child-hating king, putting on a deeply disturbing song and dance number involving robot fetishization.

Innocent Bystander - 2008-03-11

You don't have to be someone's actual parent to parent them.

That's right, I like to verb words.

RandomFerret - 2008-03-11

'Parent' is a verb.
'Verb' is not.

rulestein - 2008-03-11

Q: Did you hear about the Jewish pedophile?

A: He was offering to sell candy to children.

citrusmirakel - 2008-03-11

There's no ice cream in that carriage. Clearly there's no freezer.

Stupid fucking kids, serves you right.

Camonk - 2008-03-11

What I like is how he dumps any pretense whatsoever and is just all, Yeah I've got a cage on my wagon and I'm carryin' children in it. What're you gonna do, local constabulary?

Cinnamon Imperialist - 2008-03-12

Especially how he throws off his colorful overcoat and parades around in clothes he stole from Mary Poppins.

cognitivedissonance - 2008-03-12

He IS the local constabulary! I wish this movie wasn't so fucked up, but he's a paid official of the king!

Camonk - 2008-03-21

See, that is an interesting fact, one among the hundreds that I've forgotten about this movie.

SARS - 2008-03-11

I've never seen this before - but that man is my new absolute hero

snothouse - 2008-03-11

Not in the book.

DrVital - 2008-03-12

Neither, almost ironically, is James Bond

racetraitor - 2008-03-12

This scene pissed me off when I was younger because those kids are fucking idiots and you never take candy from creepy men. They deserve to be carted off in a cage.

dead_cat - 2008-03-12

Jesus christ

Jeff Fries - 2008-03-12

Pederasty is so much more complicated today.

Caminante Nocturno - 2009-05-17

I'm pretty sure the Internet has made it less complicated, actually.

zatojones - 2008-06-30

I'm glad I never saw this movie as a kid

Xiphias - 2008-06-30

it would be a lot easier to steal those kids if you kept the giant cage covered up. Cheaper, too.

poples - 2008-07-01

Lollie pops! Ice cream! Rape pudding!

Kids. What a bunch of bastards. Serves them right.

yourdeadgirlfriend - 2009-09-02

Lmao me and my brother were talking about this movie a few days ago and I vaguely recalled this scene and explained it. He kept telling me I was full of shit.

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