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What a twist!
Looks like I'll be leaving the tag on my mattress.
Wow, that's worse than "watch out for snakes". also, why are the mattress police the only ones with transporter technology?
So that people will start taking mattress safety and maintenance seriously, already.
I think by worst you mean, best concievable.
Agreed.
This is the Godfather of movies!
Isn't Godfather the Godfather of movies?
Even better than two guys getting so panicked about a picnic that they fuck?
Ha!
I just rented Soft Boys: Picnic Panic XXVI last week! How you still manage to look genuinely panicked at having left the picnic basket at home for the twenty-sixth time is ...Incredible! How do you do it?
CRISPIN GLOVER NOOOOOO!
this is fake! i've tried it!!!!!
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This never happened to me.
Matressth Policeth. You're busthted!
One million stars for the tank top, shorts and construction boots combo.
I like the sinister gleam he gets in his eye right before he cuts the tag.
Yet another gay porn plot stolen from Pee Wee's Big Adventure.
What utter disregard for the objects in the pink bags. Gay people. Jeeze.
And right after he just got done Christmas shopping, too.
You can start with this... NO I MEANT WASHING MY COAT WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
this is fairly realistic.
Order of Penalty for Removing Mattress Tags: (1) Oral Sex on a Teleporting Stranger (2) 30 Days in a Holding Cell (3) Death by Firing Squad
I don't understand why this young man agreed to follow up his talking head interview about the worst thing he's ever done with a re-enactment of the event.
No wonder that dude who picked up Pee Wee was in such a hurry to get away.
Noooo waaaaaaay That wouldn't happen
Is it just me or does the guy in green look like Bear Grylls?
Mattreth poleeth
In a world... with teleporting homosexual rapist mattress police drunk with power...
Who watches the mattress police watchers?