Yeah, that'll teach those kids... to do something silent like huff glue next time.

Q: Who knows if they'll be back?
A: All of us are gonna still rock.

This treatment was not effective enough. They should have gone for the nuclear option (Celine Dion duets).

"cops station" and they didn't learn much since the band still sucks

I say do this up Clockwork Orange style and play their favorite music whilst making them watch clips of old people bangin'.

Why aren't they whipping them

An hour? Pfth. Try eight hours of Christmas music.

I see this law going awry as the village of children develop eclectic musical tastes and begin cranking out Barry Manilow at 4am at top volume.

Every time old people sit in their dying small town where there are no people between the ages of 17 and 35 wondering aloud why none of the children stay in town to start families I just laugh. There isn't a small town yet that doesn't have, bare minimum, at least 5 retarded bylaws like this.