Satan: "What? Kill everyone. No you're doing it wrong! I want you to corrupt people first! Shit my four year old daughter figured this shit out on her own!"
Jesus: "You know it's a good thing humans really never get a firm grasp on what makes you you, I'd have my work cut out for me then."
We totally caught these guys but instead of killing them let's just leave them in the middle of the road and draw a chalk circle around them. It'll be funny haha.