I am totally sorry to break this to you guys, but that's just a bird-shaped ceramic serving dish. It looks like the actual meal is some kind of a flan.
Well in that case, I'd shoot my grandmother on the head while she's crocheting doilies on her hoveround just to lick that bird-shaped ceramic flan serving dish.
Goddammit Hooper. It was on a fucking old commercial and I was never going to find out. You could have just let me believe that IHOP used to have some crazy-ass bird-shaped pancake machine.
You know, if you raised a child locked away from the world and constantly subjected to washed out out commercials like this you could create quite the monster.