There's that submitter name/video synergy again.
Its a weird coincidence like when I submit a John Cena related video.
You're a figment of our imagination and therefore do not count.
|Binro the Heretic |
This was the mystery monster killing fish in a Cornwall aquarium.
Fish were being severely injured or disappearing. A piece of coral was cut in two.
When they dismantled the coral reef, they found one of these cute little bastards hiding in a hole.
Oh yeah, and if it bites you, that area is permanently numb.
NATURE HATES YOU, APE MAN.
Sorry, I went and looked that up. If it bites you, YOU'RE PROBABLY SCREWED. Unlike if you touch it -- THEN you go permanently numb.
Commander Kruge killed one of these with his bare hands.
Jesus Christ that thing is long. Kill it with fire.
So... it EATS GLASS, why is it in a glass aquarium? Somebody should be fed to Eunice for such an embarrassment.
Because it hasn't found a way to put the aquarium-glass into it's digestive tract.
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious |
Let me introduce you to Ceti Alpha V's only remaining indigenous life form . . .
It wants your soul, but not for itself.
They collect the souls for their master.
|Architeuthis Tux |
I was expecting another video of manifold joys offered be the ocean. I was not expecting that the accompanying music would tell a story.
From the music in this video I learned that the Borstelworm rides a horse and mends weathered old fences during the day, then when the evening comes it leaves the chaps on and heads over to Texas Guinan's 300 club to hang out with the Leyendeckers, but by morning has discovered that erotic asphyxiation is all fun and games until the wealthy socialite it's been smothering doesn't come back from the other side of ecstasy leaving the poor worm in a club that's not even legal with a corpse that's gonna put it away for life.
If I could star my own videos, you'd get five just for your post.
So is that one Apophis or Ba'al?
An interesting read. Also apparently tons of people keeping huge, extremely complex tanks of fish and corals are still credulous enough to think these things are called bobbit worms because the female rips off the males penis (which is kind of a dumb story, because bobbit worms actually reproduce by spawning, and don't even have such structures).
It's a Bristleworm....borstelworm is german i think.
no they dont eat glass.
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
OH MY FUCK NO
I have reached the wall of what I can tolerate from nature.
If the Army ever wants a real biological weapon, look no further boys.
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