The Purity Bear

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Comment count is 30

Oscar Wildcat

- 2012-01-19

Dude, you're a plushy, and you always will be. Forget the human girls.

OxygenThief - 2012-01-19

But hu-man girls have the perfect ratio of amino acids for powering his ion drive.

Hay Belly - 2012-01-19

He can only do it in front of a torture device.

deadpan

- 2012-01-19

Who has a teddy bear these days? Remake it with an anime body pillow and maybe you'll get through to today's impressionable youth.

Caminante Nocturno - 2012-01-19

"Onii-chan, don't do it with her! I... I want to be onii-chan's first..."

charmlessman

- 2012-01-19

"This doesn't feel right... because I'm gay."

PURITY BEAR WON'T LET YOU FEEL FEELINGS!!!

Adham Nu'man

- 2012-01-19

SHE LOOKS CUDDLY THE BEAR LOOKS CUDDLY YOU WOULDN'T FUCK A BEAR WOULD YOU SO YOU SHOULDN'T FUCK HER BUT MARRY HER THEN YOU CAN FUCK HER JUST LIKE YOU WOULD A TEDDYBEAR.

Adham Nu'man - 2012-01-19

Also, I really like the bear saying "No, don't do it!", then the cut to the guy's hand contrivedly stretching out from a clenched fist and then a close-up of the guy's piercing gaze and norman bates-like deranged smile. It gives the whole thing a very schizofreniac serial killer kind of vibe.

deadpan - 2012-01-19

I also like the defeatist, that's-it-I-give-up tone of a "day" of purity.

FOR GOD'S SAKE

CAN YOU KIDS STOP FUCKING FOR JUST. ONE. DAY.

JESUS.

Cena_mark

- 2012-01-19

I can't believe I used to believe in that crap. I missed out on some good poon.

Corpus Delectable - 2012-01-19

The nearest junior high school can't be that far away. The time to start living is NOW!

garcet71283

- 2012-01-19

Thats what I love about High-school girls, I keep getting older and they stay the same age...yes they do....

Dirtchamber

- 2012-01-19

Five stars for you, Corpus.

Jet Bin Fever

- 2012-01-19

Hey, at least she's a freak that also likes roleplaying in wedding attire before fucking.

Oscar Wildcat - 2012-01-19

The last scene has the three of them in bed; the bear is smoking a cigarette and checking his watch.

Caminante Nocturno

- 2012-01-19

"I have a cosplay fetish, and I won't have sex with you unless you dress up like a bride or like Sailor Moon. Whichever one you choose, I'm wearing a tuxedo."

Corpus Delectable

- 2012-01-19

Oh, it's a parody. It's just not self-aware enough to realize it.

Xenocide

- 2012-01-19

"Now this feels right."

Well, just wait until tonight, when it'll feel awkward and disappointing.

Robin Kestrel

- 2012-01-19

As long as he can hang some bloody sheets from the bedroom window, it's all good.

mashedtater

- 2012-01-19

however silly, it seems like a good line for visiting family and inlaws.

kennydra

- 2012-01-19

Least cuddly teddy bear ever.

pastorofmuppets

- 2012-01-19

seriously how did they manage to make a scary teddy bear

CJH

- 2012-01-19

its the one from A.I., isn't it? and the last time we saw him he was hanging out with.... oh. it makes sense now.

Doomstein - 2012-01-20

He also sounds pretty jaded. And drunk.

TeenerTot

- 2012-01-19

Blarg.

twinkieafternoon

- 2012-01-19

The new season of Greg the Bunny is shaping up to be a nice piece of satire.

oswaldtheluckyrabbit

- 2012-01-20

PLEASE USE FRONT ENTRANCE

Fur is Murder

- 2012-01-20

No, don't do it! She's intercepting your thoughts and sending them to the CIA! Burn down the house!

Rodents of Unusual Size

- 2012-01-20

Did he have a gun pointed at his head while he was doing this?

Old People

- 2013-05-09

She sighed and she squealed and she kicked the air!
Then she sang: My bear! My bear so fair!
And off they went into the summer air!
The bear, the bear,
And the maiden fair!

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