|Oscar Wildcat - 2012-01-19 |
Dude, you're a plushy, and you always will be. Forget the human girls.
But hu-man girls have the perfect ratio of amino acids for powering his ion drive.
He can only do it in front of a torture device.
|deadpan - 2012-01-19 |
Who has a teddy bear these days? Remake it with an anime body pillow and maybe you'll get through to today's impressionable youth.
"Onii-chan, don't do it with her! I... I want to be onii-chan's first..."
|charmlessman - 2012-01-19 |
"This doesn't feel right... because I'm gay."
PURITY BEAR WON'T LET YOU FEEL FEELINGS!!!
|Adham Nu'man - 2012-01-19 |
SHE LOOKS CUDDLY THE BEAR LOOKS CUDDLY YOU WOULDN'T FUCK A BEAR WOULD YOU SO YOU SHOULDN'T FUCK HER BUT MARRY HER THEN YOU CAN FUCK HER JUST LIKE YOU WOULD A TEDDYBEAR.
Also, I really like the bear saying "No, don't do it!", then the cut to the guy's hand contrivedly stretching out from a clenched fist and then a close-up of the guy's piercing gaze and norman bates-like deranged smile. It gives the whole thing a very schizofreniac serial killer kind of vibe.
|deadpan - 2012-01-19 |
I also like the defeatist, that's-it-I-give-up tone of a "day" of purity.
FOR GOD'S SAKE
CAN YOU KIDS STOP FUCKING FOR JUST. ONE. DAY.
|Cena_mark - 2012-01-19 |
I can't believe I used to believe in that crap. I missed out on some good poon.
The nearest junior high school can't be that far away. The time to start living is NOW!
|Jet Bin Fever - 2012-01-19 |
Hey, at least she's a freak that also likes roleplaying in wedding attire before fucking.
The last scene has the three of them in bed; the bear is smoking a cigarette and checking his watch.
|Corpus Delectable - 2012-01-19 |
Oh, it's a parody. It's just not self-aware enough to realize it.
|Xenocide - 2012-01-19 |
"Now this feels right."
Well, just wait until tonight, when it'll feel awkward and disappointing.
|mashedtater - 2012-01-19 |
however silly, it seems like a good line for visiting family and inlaws.
|kennydra - 2012-01-19 |
Least cuddly teddy bear ever.
He also sounds pretty jaded. And drunk.
|TeenerTot - 2012-01-19 |
|twinkieafternoon - 2012-01-19 |
The new season of Greg the Bunny is shaping up to be a nice piece of satire.
|oswaldtheluckyrabbit - 2012-01-20 |
PLEASE USE FRONT ENTRANCE
|Fur is Murder - 2012-01-20 |
No, don't do it! She's intercepting your thoughts and sending them to the CIA! Burn down the house!
|Rodents of Unusual Size - 2012-01-20 |
Did he have a gun pointed at his head while he was doing this?
|Old People - 2013-05-09 |
She sighed and she squealed and she kicked the air!
Then she sang: My bear! My bear so fair!
And off they went into the summer air!
The bear, the bear,
And the maiden fair!
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